I’ve got bad news. Turns out Santa’s rosy cheeks are from a bit too much Kentucky Bourbon. Santa got busted tonight for SUI! (”Sleighing Under the Influence.”) Luckily he hired a great lawyer, I got him bailed out, got Rudolph to be the designated sleigher, and Santa should be on time for all deliveries. (Seriously – remember friends – if you indulge in the Christmas spirit, PLEASE put someone else behind the reins!)